It’s ridiculous how fantastic I feel today.
Quitting smoking made me gain a little bit of weight around the middle and I’ve been working out and eating healthier because of it. I look and feel great. It’s amazing what a little bit of sweat and veggies can do for a person. Seriously.
It’s a beautiful autumn day. The sun is shining and I have the house to myself. I’m blasting music and dancing around in a sports bra. Go ahead and judge, I feel too amazing to care!
I’m listening to some awesome music.
Courtesy of Chelsea!
I’m happy being single. Who needs a boy when you’re in love with life???
What’s new with you guys? I’ve been too busy with schoolwork to read blogs lately. It hurts my heart.
Don’t play with dogs when you’re drunk. You won’t be able to tell if they’re mad. You may or may not get bitten on the finger. It may or may not bleed all night.
Don’t expect your fuck buddy to become your boyfriend.
Don’t go on facebook when you’re drunk. You may or may not comment on your friend’s status. It may or may not say something along the lines of “You should be here. Ashley’s bassad sad shut th euvk connor fadsun“. Oops.
Don’t go to Nome, Alaska. You will get abducted by aliens.
If you spill your drink on a white carpet, don’t pretend it wasn’t you. Especially if you’re the only one drinking coke. Everybody will know you’re a liar.
Drink coffee and eat chocolate chip muffins the next morning.
I’d do anything to be as awesome as these girls.
I’d also do anything to bang Chris Brown.
Just sayin.



