Lately

2009 November 23
by Taylor

These are a few songs that describe my life lately…

WordPress won’t allow me to post the actual playlist. But if you click on “pop-out player” it’ll bring you to another page.

Enjoy =]

iQuit

2009 November 11
by Taylor

Guess what I did this weekend?!?

(besides getting bitten by a dog, realizing my fuck buddy wants to fuck somebody else, kissing somebody’s boyfriend, and then throwing up in a lawn?)

I QUIT!I quit smoking. I threw some cigarettes off a bridge, broke a lot in half, and ran over the rest.

:)

Good Advice

2009 November 7
by Taylor

Don’t play with dogs when you’re drunk. You won’t be able to tell if they’re mad. You may or may not get bitten on the finger. It may or may not bleed all night.

Don’t expect your fuck buddy to become your boyfriend.

Don’t go on facebook when you’re drunk. You may or may not comment on your friend’s status. It may or may not say something along the lines of “You should be here. Ashley’s bassad sad shut th euvk connor fadsun“. Oops.

Don’t go to Nome, Alaska. You will get abducted by aliens.

If you spill your drink on a white carpet, don’t pretend it wasn’t you. Especially if you’re the only one drinking coke. Everybody will know you’re a liar.

Drink coffee and eat chocolate chip muffins the next morning.

Drop. Drop. Drop. Drop.

2009 October 27
by Taylor

I’d do anything to be as awesome as these girls.

I’d also do anything to bang Chris Brown.

Just sayin.